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Bar Demotivational Poster

BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!

TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.59/5

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aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.

THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot

TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

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76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.

FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.15/5

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fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
Long Live Odin 5L.

MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!

"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -

TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm
I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!


DOUBLEPLUSIRONIC - Need I say more...

TAGS: irony orwell 1984 barcelona
Rating: 5/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:25 am
The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essential words. C++ This language is Catalan.
Faradio - January 2, 2012, 10:34 am
George Orwell wrote "1984", a novel about a totalitarian regime where "Big Brother" used to spy on every citizen with cameras everywhere. The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essencial words.
ajax87 - January 1, 2012, 8:00 am
hi, i'm from spain and this lenguage is the catalan, from catalonia.
Zook - December 30, 2011, 9:37 am
Derp, mayhaps it's in Barcelona, like it says on the sign.
jorgejs76 - December 20, 2011, 6:29 pm
Not exactly, maybe another languaje from spain, not international spanish...
TheSanityInspector - December 19, 2011, 9:18 pm
Spain, right? Because he fought in the Spanish Civil War.

GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

TAGS: politics truth right to bare arms
Rating: 3.58/5

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itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:11 pm
uncle sam dousnt want you
itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:10 pm
its t bad this world has idiots like fred - #150050 it will start with guns and eventually we will be caged like dogs and the government will control all aspects of our lives until then enjoy life
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:45 am
some things are more dangerous than others, retard.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:27 pm
Ah the tunnel thing was unintended. Just another guns poster with that line would have been great.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:16 pm
I just one, but I substituded "someone" with "a b****" for the sake of comedic affect...****! I forgot to put tags on again!
Haarakkon - September 19, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'm fairly sure that's what Random meant.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:08 pm
A tunnel? I don't believe in those. I guess I could make an original out of it...okay.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:01 pm
The comment that is.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:00 pm
Make a poster out of that. Now.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 2:57 pm
Guns don't make you a killer, but they can sure speed up the process. It takes hours to choke someone.
reason - September 19, 2009, 2:17 pm
Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, Punk?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 12:18 am
Donkey shine.
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 3:59 pm
well said!
mauser98k - August 18, 2009, 3:57 pm
5 lions
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 11:43 am
agdaniel = bricktop w/o pigs?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:50 pm
I hear hogs do a great job at cleaning up messes like say a nosy Animal Control employee.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:48 pm
Your bats may "fix" a problem... but when you want that "problem" to "go away" you're gonna need mealworms... "trained" ones who won't "talk".
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:44 pm
As what? Food for your army of darkness, or AS your army of darkness. Cuz if it's the latter, then I think I see your problem right there .... And I may start demanding from you your lunch money.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:21 pm
I've had markedly less success with my mealworms.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:13 pm
True enough, I guess, but just the other day an Animal Control dude wanted to know why I seemed to be training all these bats in my garden shed. Asking me stuff like "what are you training them for?" Well let's just say that THAT problem fixed itself.
RONSART - June 27, 2009, 8:09 pm
Being a “GUNS” owner...love gun posters.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:49 pm
I'm all for firearm rights, but only if the death penalty was mandatory for gun deaths across the board... unless in self defense. Eye for an eye is BS, but if you can kill someone, you don't belong here... and we should end that gene pool immediately.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:30 pm
Many people get the point. The problem is they keep giving the cameras and microphones to the idiots who don't get it.
TJ - June 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
FINALLY someone gets the f***in' point.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thank you, moo+
mooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 6:44 pm
Nice one 5 lions

SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning

ADMIRAL ACKBAR - Pointing Out the Obvious a Little Too Late Since 1983


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.65/5

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rudeboy308 - July 5, 2011, 12:03 am
5L from this Team Velma member!
HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
Them nerdy-chicks are ***y as all Hell. Think of it this way, they may not get laid much, but they can "Study" for hours on end. : )
temp - September 12, 2009, 8:08 pm
This is Motifake. Anything is possible.
Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:14 am
Velma? In a bikini? Impossible...
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am
They are not looking at the beach ball.

CANT SLEEP - clown will eat me

TAGS: the simpsons simpsons bart clown
Rating: 1.43/5

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TigerKid - April 7, 2009, 12:04 am

PURE FANTASY - like you would ever have 3 bars with AT&T

TAGS: i gots no bars ever
Rating: 4.88/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:24 pm
I have five bars quite often.
crankyhead - September 19, 2010, 8:23 pm
gorgeous Z, just gorgeous.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:39 pm
Perfect zook
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 10:45 am





TAGS: ackbar knows
Rating: 4.71/5

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MrDamage - March 10, 2013, 6:04 am
She's dead wrong. Those most certainly ARE the bre***s I'm looking for :)
axe11154 - October 22, 2012, 9:56 am
voodoo3535 - January 10, 2011, 6:10 pm
That comment made my day Admiral!
Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:37 pm

AdmiralAckbar - January 6, 2011, 1:31 pm
my eyes cannot repel bre***s of that magnitude! It's a fap!
Anonymous2 - January 6, 2011, 12:38 pm
Your mind powers will not work on me, woman.

Mens Nite Out -

TAGS: 3 men at the bar gal problems sorry mr gary
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:35 pm
Thanks crotchety! Glad you enjoyed it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2015, 5:25 pm
Dang! Lol
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:23 am
Sorry Mr.Gary...you HAVE to read the fine print on any contract. Lifetime membership no refunds after the 1st 30 days. You clicked the yes I have read all the rules just to get in here? I'll save ya a seat in hell, right next to me at the bar, cheers ;)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:12 am
I'm a frickin' bar keep, not a therapist...no patient/therapist confidentiality clause.
rerun - July 20, 2014, 7:52 pm

I thought I told that story in confidence
GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:35 am
‘3 men’ has taken a definite upswing! I can rest in the fact that these guys will be in good hands when I retire.
MissPriss - July 18, 2014, 11:19 pm
Thanks, glad you liked it! GaryO and the 3 guys at the bar...not so much.
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:24 pm

HEY - Has anyone seen the dog?

TAGS: dog cat barbeque barbecue bbq
Rating: 3.86/5

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BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 4:49 pm
This still cracks me up Koradan...remind me to never invite Sean's cat over for a "Q" again
spacedog - October 30, 2009, 3:00 pm
Good one Koradan!
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 2:44 pm
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 2:43 pm
Koradan lmao...that's 5 medium rare Poodles from me

Evolution -

TAGS: general ackbar precursor
Rating: 4.35/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2014, 2:12 pm
5Lol'd it thanks for the laugh.


TAGS: may challenge evil animals barney must die
Rating: 4.74/5

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yup - October 10, 2012, 2:34 pm
Sho - June 9, 2010, 10:17 pm
+300. +50 One sh** kill. 100+ Longsh**. 50+ Headsh**. Good kill, good kill
Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:13 pm
Yes, yes, yes!!
TheGrayFox - May 23, 2010, 6:32 am
in the name of all that is holy... RIP HIS FRIKEN GUTS OUT AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:13 am
I love you, we love Sick! 5L
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:31 am
BAM!!! Instant classic!!
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am
All praise Sick. You thought you would never need your army training again. 5 head sh**s.

MORON BARS - The stupid need to drink somewhere.

DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!

TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics
Rating: 3.59/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 1:05 am
"You have to pass it to find out what's in it" IS enough reason for TAR and FEATHERS!
fred - November 20, 2009, 5:42 pm
After years of watching bush make an a** of himself, and suffering ridicule, finally payback time!
TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:30 am
The politics in this place are amusing to say the least.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:49 pm
Yes, I've only been here 35 minutes and iv seen a few politically motivated rants...
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 9:50 pm
The brainwasing is workng Sean...but I will overcome and go back to only reading your posters and comments on others, you betcha!
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:35 pm
Politifakes are... well... ok, this one is funny. Until it spurs a 20-comment rant. Then, it won't be.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 6:18 pm
Sorry bOB but I think you went off on yer own after "... done." I mean after that point it just doesn't sound like me. And I don't just mean the complete absence of ellipses, either. Don't let it happen again, k?
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 3:56 pm
Oh, who reads anything these days? I just read anything that Sean says and I try to repeat verbatum. This is funny. Well done. Obama on the other hand, is trying to desperately to brainwash 60 senators and half the country. I think it's working.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 3:40 pm
This is funny. Well done.

ALLAHU AKBAR - Terrorism: It's a trap!

TAGS: akbar
Rating: 2.83/5

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MUSIC BAR - So an E-flat, G-flat, and B-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says," sorry i do not serve minors". So they were taken home and most likely gott in treble

TAGS: music bar
Rating: 4.3/5

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mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:53 pm
you surely have ear for music...lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2012, 3:30 pm
That i5 excellent!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2012, 3:29 pm
That i5 excellent!
ughomer - June 10, 2012, 11:06 am
Pretty funny!!

DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!

IT'S A TRAP! - An Admiral should know better

TAGS: admiral ackbar finger trap
Rating: 4.3/5

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Claire - May 28, 2010, 7:16 pm
I lol'd.


TAGS: shrimp barbie humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - March 23, 2015, 12:54 pm
This dear lg is going out to my friends! 5 still laughing L's.
TheSanityInspector - March 20, 2015, 11:00 pm
Silverheart - March 20, 2015, 10:35 pm
Let's put another...
lgvernon - March 20, 2015, 9:27 pm

Oldsod - March 20, 2015, 9:22 pm
Absolutely friggin' brilliant!


OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.

TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a ja****s. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm
is add red ***e, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm
Derek, your a**ertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
So true, d*** fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.

MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.

TAGS: cannibal corpse butchered at birth death metal chris barnes
Rating: 2.42/5

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Alec - March 7, 2009, 8:24 pm
i spotted a albino baby LOL

IT'S FRIDAY! - Need another Jagerbomb?

TAGS: bartender friday
Rating: 2.77/5

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Ozzy Osbourne Fan - August 22, 2010, 5:41 pm
it's sunday and yes please
Ronski - September 9, 2009, 12:38 am
why yes, yes I do.....


Behind Bars -

TAGS: finish bottle wake behind bars
Rating: 3.92/5

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mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:15 pm
I absolutely LUV this! It'll be going on the wall! 5 ROTFL lions!

IT'S A TRAP - Admiral Ackbar knows.

TAGS: ackbar wedding
Rating: 3.3/5

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pieman - January 21, 2010, 10:50 am
Oral *** reminds him of home.
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 1:04 am
He should know..... but he does'nt know that.

OCD - Wow, someone to marry Bi-Polar Barbie

TAGS: a hasband for bi polar barbie
Rating: 4.15/5

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justice - May 25, 2010, 7:15 pm

UNPREPARED - This guy is not.

TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat
Rating: 2.79/5

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reason - September 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
dude this is a WWII museum. almost all these guns are from that era. mostly american a few german mp44s i think.
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:31 pm
Freddie - Originally this picture appeared right after Charleton Heston's death and was purported to be his collection. That was later proven to be a hoax.
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 4:49 pm
Do you mean your BOOM closet?
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:57 am
Leave town for one week and pics of my Bunker get published...luckily this is just the broom closet.
FearlessFreddie - May 16, 2009, 4:31 pm
That ph**o was taken in Charlton Heston's basement.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 6:22 pm
My guess is that with this big of an investment, this guy has cases of ammo for each and every piece in his collection. He's my hero.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 6:16 pm
What do you think is in all the drawers? Handguns?! Wait a sec... Hmmmmmm...
Mark - May 15, 2009, 5:48 pm
Yes Jmac...this is the one I was thinking of too. The preparedness of this individual also hinges on another factor. Ammo. You got my 5.


A MAN'S BARBECUE - 0 to awesome-tasting in 5 seconds!!


TAGS: santa barbarian christmas nightmare iceman
Rating: 4.43/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 12:05 am
If you've been bad, he'll bring you coal instead of an Xbox. If you've been really bad, he'll bring you a Leapfrog game system
LiquidAngel - December 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
awesome. 5L

YUK - YUK - YUK - Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar? A: For the BOOS!

TAGS: halloween ghost bar boo
Rating: 3.67/5

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falloutghoul - October 14, 2012, 9:02 am
This would also do well in Where The Pun Is.


TAGS: irish bar wytch
Rating: 4.41/5

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NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others

TAGS: nobel prize nelson mandela mother theresa barack obama
Rating: 3.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:15 am
All Obama did was be black and be the president of the USA and win.
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Good point, Aggy.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 6:01 pm
Peace prize my a**. From Bull****! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUuA7WBRE
TheSarge - October 28, 2009, 1:34 pm
I put myself in the running for the next one.I figure I have the same qualifications as Obama does...NONE!!!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:53 am
Lest we forget that Yasser Arafat got one, too.
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:54 am
We all know where hard work will get you. And to the 172 other people nominated for this "prize"...Work harder, because peace dosen't happen if people are all happy, well fed, and have housing with water they can drink piped in.

THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Crying and Whining since 2000

TAGS: democrats election baby obama barack
Rating: 2.95/5

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Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:33 am
"either way". dammit.
Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:32 am
Republicans or Democrats - wither way, we lose.

2ND AMENDMENT - The right to 'Bear-arms'?????

TAGS: amendment bare arms
Rating: 1.75/5

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bhaalgorn - December 24, 2008, 3:06 am
i still prefer the right to arm bears.
Ag218 - November 7, 2008, 11:56 pm
Maybe they'll help the next time I go salmon fishing...


TAGS: at 50 barbie questions her beaus love
Rating: 2.47/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:15 pm
Uh... you dumped me remember???


TAGS: embarass humiliation select laugh joke
Rating: 4.68/5

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Valymar - March 6, 2012, 7:02 am
Haha, sometimes beeing lazy is great. I simply read it.
Zetmonk - March 5, 2012, 5:41 am
Bastard... 5L
Rick69 - March 4, 2012, 11:41 am
Ha ha. . . Let's hope not. . . I thought about breaking the mould again following the Transparency Poster & this was the product. . . :D
GaryO - March 4, 2012, 9:30 am
Geezus, looks like cataracts comin’ the other way…. What’s next, Rick, glaucoma? 5 for the mystery factor…I need a drink
HallieMarie - March 4, 2012, 12:28 am
I try to unselect it every time I come on the page even though I've already read it...
krazyivanthedivine - March 3, 2012, 6:14 pm
this is driving me bananas.
Rick69 - March 3, 2012, 5:42 pm
Teehee, nah - it's simpler than that: First I made the poster and selected the preview of which I did a Print Screen. . . and the rest, well you can figure that out. . . ;)
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 4:55 pm

lolz....how?...blue overlay?
carebear - March 3, 2012, 4:46 pm
(carebear BANNED)

WISH LIST - Last year was the handheld M134 Minigun with 'Chainsaw action grip'. This year, complete your collection. Nothing says "I want to see the pink mist" Like the Barrett .50 cal (with accessories)

TAGS: wish list barrett
Rating: 4.17/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 15, 2011, 4:06 pm
time to blackmail santa

BARBIE - Special Dunkin' Donuts limited edition


TAGS: god bark tree nature blonde
Rating: 4.12/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 12:02 pm
Okay, then what about a ******** ***** **** **************? Don't bother figuring it out, I just hit the asterisk key several times randomly. Lol. Good job on le poster.
Sho - August 18, 2011, 6:08 pm
a b**** is a dog. period.

THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.

TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics muslim pirates president fail owned
Rating: 3.23/5

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Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Muslim pirates eh?

IF YOU CAN READ THIS - You really should be doing something about it

TAGS: barcode if you can read
Rating: 4.29/5

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CloudchaserS - January 13, 2012, 1:30 am
Does pawing off count?

GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).

TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat
Rating: 3.25/5

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Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:14 pm
Yeah gun control. THAT'S what he's talking about there, GUN CONTROL. I mean why would he be talking about me. That just makes no sense. *looks around nervously*

ACKBAR FOR ALLAH - Actually isn't much of a stretch


TAGS: you train i ll be in the bar
Rating: 4.91/5

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CANADA - September 28, 2010, 9:44 pm
forseti - September 28, 2010, 6:37 pm
why train net 5 years of your lifetime to get 5 years more?!?
rerun - September 28, 2010, 6:37 pm

blame it on the open bar....and the old lady hitting on you.
Airman - September 28, 2010, 6:27 pm
not a bad idea.. cept, I get seasick on the ferry from SF to Sausalito.. how would that work?
rerun - September 28, 2010, 6:18 pm

go on a cruise ship.....all inclusive, for around !1500.00 a month
Airman - September 28, 2010, 6:17 pm
well, I was hoping for the extra 6 or 7 years.. in a nursing home.. at $3500 a month. See you at the gym
Faceplant31 - September 28, 2010, 5:54 pm
Amsome! Hey air, you wanna hit the gym and die healthy? Me neither! 5L sir

SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...

THE REAL TOP GUN - no heat-seeking missiles or radar-guided, ejection seat, radio or radar.

TAGS: red baron topgun fokker
Rating: 4.57/5

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vilnius - September 24, 2012, 12:31 pm

IRISHMAN WALKS OUT OF A PUB - Hey, it could happen ...

TAGS: irishman walks out of bar
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Budog

TheGoat - June 14, 2011, 1:53 am
Of course - he's going to church! (In memory Daniel Patrick Sullivan - good friend - 1956-2011)
Airman - June 13, 2011, 6:58 pm



TAGS: admiral akbar
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

AdmiralAckbar - November 3, 2011, 10:46 pm
ba dee bedebe
Reality Lord - October 31, 2011, 4:47 pm

mahna mahna
tellitlikeitis - October 31, 2011, 12:52 pm
Or shall we say.... bring one back?
mariand - October 31, 2011, 8:01 am
LOL... that's a very funny way to promote a thread
Reality Lord - October 31, 2011, 6:52 am

....do do be do
Greeny - October 31, 2011, 5:05 am
I was wondering...


TAGS: tiny hardly worth the effort candy bars
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by sickartist

BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:42 pm
I see, a pinball flipper, eH!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's a finishing move....I remember the arcade game.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
Hey, he only wants is his watch back
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Okay, yeah, he's not doing a basketball signal. Bart will tell you what my avatar's doing. He's one of the few others here that knows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
WTF is that supposed to mean?....are you dissing my mother?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:33 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:28 pm
Steam trains eh?....you are a backwards people. Take it easy Derek, I'm just funnin with ya.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
Humour can be like pressure in a steam train. You seem to have let off too much Mooooooooooooooooooo.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Sorry about that. I never was much good at basketball.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Ha!...even spell check hates New Zealand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
I forget ....does Kiwi mean you're from New Zealand, or that you're totally g**?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm
The urge to reply with, "Yes, yours" was not exactly defeated seeing how, well, I still typed it... but no, my avatar is signaling the DOUBLE DRIBBLE violation in the game of basketball. Good guess, though. ;)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Thank you Produce. Is your avatar tossing a salad?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
I'm a Kiwi Mooooooooooooooooooo, as your globe should tell yooooooooooooo.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
;}) looks exactly like V, Derek.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
Where are you from Derek....I'll come up with some more appropriate stereotypes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
Narwhals go wherever I tell them to.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
It's true, I am 4º out, however your knowledge of narwhals is a hemisphere out. ;})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:58 pm
Just checked my globe....opposite side of the planet from England is Ocean....so I'm gonna a**ume you're a Narwhal.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker - yes, I am having fun now! ;})
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:53 pm
So glad you've learnt to spell you name consistently Mooooooooooooooooooo. The self-respect was hard-earned. I think we got it from the same institution. (Not a "Limey" BTW - opposite side of the planet.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
Fish and chips in newspaper?.....where's your self respect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Just because they only let you limey f***s eat black pudding and Indian takeaways....doesn't give you the right to criticize Derek.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
and you weigh... ?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 11:41 am
Agreed. 5.

DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."

TAGS: cat sad fail owned bartender
Rating: 3.14/5

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Bob Chin - May 15, 2009, 10:38 am
...But this here is a hard likker town, so stick out that little pink thing of yours and get to work on the fur, Beeotch!
Sean - May 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
Wow, kittens are so wise. Love it. *sniff*

HEY, YOU... - Your hard work will be rewarded by taking what you have earned, and giving it to an ingrate who blames you for their laziness. Sucker...

TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism
Rating: 3.03/5

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WTFO2 - September 25, 2009, 1:05 am
I agree, reason has no clue on what anarchy really is beyond a *** Pistols song. He'd likely be wiped out in the first week.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 2:19 am
true enough, Lurch, anarchy almost always leads to series' of short brutal dictatorships and other tyrannies.
LURCH - September 24, 2009, 2:16 am
I am going to guess that "reason" is about 23.. otherwise anarchy is brutality..ultimate Darwinism: daily survival of the fittest.rhetoric be d***ed, gimme my gun
motifake - September 23, 2009, 5:42 pm

Great point Jmac. So true. Too bad power corrupts so often.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 5:33 pm
Actually, the ideal form of government is a kingdom, but if and only if the king is good. If the king isn't good, then it's the worst.
reason - September 23, 2009, 5:16 pm
dont knock a system until you learn about it. conservatives and liberals both suck as far as im concerned. Anarchy is the worlds perfect ideal. a world where there are no divisions among people. we are all just that, people. no races or nationalities
reason - September 23, 2009, 5:14 pm
socialism is, ideally, a system in which the worker is proteced from exploitation. Thus a step forward from the time where people starve in the street because they have a job that doesnt pay enough because their corporate HQ wont pay a livable wage
HAHA - May 30, 2009, 11:32 pm
That what he is taking us for we are the suckers.

WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.


TAGS: firk ding mother hubbard sob
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by spacedog

zoomer296 - May 13, 2013, 6:50 pm
It can't be any worse than the "Back To The Future" remake that Michael Bay is planning.
spacedog - November 11, 2012, 11:39 pm
Actually Disney made a couple great Marvel movies so the chances of the next Star Wars movies being an improvement is good. This was more about Lucas himself.
Grunno - November 10, 2012, 5:27 pm
What? Disney is going to screw up the SW films? What are they going to do, hire actors that can't act and insert annoying CGI characters?
spacedog - October 31, 2012, 11:28 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 9:46 am
ditto...and the tags...love 'em. 5 sabers
Silverheart - October 31, 2012, 4:16 am
You beat me to it! I dread the future Star Wars releases. I like your use of censorship. 5*beep*s.


TAGS: barrier keep sadness joy out
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

justme - October 8, 2011, 8:15 am
another greta poster of la. great poster 5L
the1stCOMMI3 - October 7, 2011, 11:42 pm
'S good, but ya gotta post stuff like this in motivational twist or philosophy wall

VALVE - Turning scientists into badass heroes since 1998.


TAGS: bark knight dogs michael vick
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
And only about 3000 comments behind #1...go go go! You can do it!
DreMagnum - March 29, 2010, 1:45 pm
Dont mind this one, just being #2 in comments
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:38 am
He burned brightly.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 12:35 am
See there he is.
agdaniele - December 31, 2009, 9:15 pm
Come on, noobs... welcome to Motifake and all, but PLEASE take more than 20 seconds per poster... I'm approving things I normally wouldn't... just so the new posters don't slow to a trickle. Please try harder!
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 10:41 am
go back to your glory hole job Tosser
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:40 am
You are a disgrace to humanity, and therefore you must kill yourself immeadiatley. No, really!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:56 pm
Secondly... those who 1L only the top 5. You look at the posters submitted before and after them, and that user hasn't voted on them... just 1L'd the top 5. That's not cool.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:55 pm
I've explained to many that I'm not going all, as you put it, Ges***o. Carpet bombers are not cool. If you're going to carpet bomb someone, start today... and vote 1L on their posters.. just don't carpet bomb their cache.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
I'm sure he realizes that you're not like the Ges***o. You're just after the snipers and carpet bombers...and that's a mission we can all get behind.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
Bone is good people... it's more of an issue of overall/general anonymity to him, I'm sure. I have no interest in watching what everyone votes. Just hitting certain abusers. 1L to your heart's content!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:27 pm
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 11:22 pm
Well...that isn't suspicious at all.
BoneCD - December 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
If you really want to stop the 1L madness then stop all voting!
BoneCD - December 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
Great! I think that you're all out of F'n control and Big Brother is upon us. Good luck with all that!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:50 pm
Nah... just the most recent. Same IP 1L'd my two last night... and again now. Not bright.
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 10:50 pm
Relaxing after a final, and reading a book. I'm just that hardcore.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 10:49 pm
That's charitable of you, Random...perhaps a bit TOO charitable. Where were you on the night of...tonight? jk
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 10:45 pm
I'm sure it took some amount of IQ to click on all your posters. The bombers at least have to have that, right?
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:45 pm
If it happens again, I'll ban the IP address, and we'll play a game called "which motifaker isn't here anymore?"
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:44 pm
Got my top ones bombed again. Cool part is, I've now got the IP address. Idiot.
CANADA - December 16, 2009, 12:50 am
PMS strikes again
agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:24 am
Aparently, attitude ain't on vacation!
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:23 am
geeeez, somebody needs a beer or something...
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:20 am
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:20 am
Sorry bone, but it looks like I will be able to visit here more often than I thought I would before. thanks for the warm welcome by the was....jerk
agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:19 am
Back already?
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:17 am
Dre...Dre's not here, he's home for the holidays. Try next week, K.
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:13 am
Seriously? I leave a less than a week ago, and you spam my poster with 300+ comments? thanks guys
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:46 am
Good night Mrs. Howell.......Me and my coconut radio will se ya later.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:39 am
later Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 1:37 am
Good night one and all. (Including Moooo+.)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 1:23 am
HA! Bad ph**oshop tomorrow. I've never done ph**oshop so I should be in like flynn.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:24 am
Wait.... is veggie here? Or, is it the cucumber warrior now?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:23 am
Goodnight, cow... jumping over the moon.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:19 am
Night, Canada... just remember.... You can't stop the beat!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:18 am
Night Jon Boy!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:17 am
Don't apologize CANADA....just edumacate yer self....Night Aggy.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:17 am
ya i gota crash too, night
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:16 am
I'm off to bed... 3 hours of sleep needed before doing hard labor. (no, not picking strawberries)
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:15 am
Don't be coy.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:14 am
sorry moo, but i've never heard of him before
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:13 am
Guilty ;)
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:13 am
(and the hole in it)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:12 am
But I'm only attracted to aggy....it's the sombrero.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:11 am
Awww...you guys.....you guys, YOU Guys......I love you guys.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:10 am
I've been hit by bigger girls than you.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:10 am
already watched it
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:09 am
Indeed, moooooo... and that comment, coincidentally, gets you a very hard slap. It takes the attention from the knee to the nuts.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:09 am
Jon Lajoie FTW!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:08 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:08 am
Aren't those all the same Aggy?
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
v***** Hubris?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
Support your Canadian Brother.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
@ Random and CANADA....read my thread!......Follow the instructions...You'll love it.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
Hell, I've never dated a mexican... puerto rican, argentinian and cuban... but never the meximelts.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:06 am
I know.... I'm legal.... that's sooooo not ***y.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:05 am
I like a girl who built her own truck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:05 am
They're not avoiding you Aggy...there's just a guy on the next block with a bigger burrito.....and a green card.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:04 am
your balls in an open window on a cold night?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:03 am
Neither of you Canucks know what a blueberry blond is?......
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:03 am
I have had a lot of blonde girlfriends, but have always prefered red and brown.
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 4:02 am
Lot of brunettes in Calgary
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:02 am
No good, Canada... smart girls know well enough to stay away from me.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:01 am
all kinds at the U of M
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:00 am
Really? What the hell? Lazy-ass mexicans can't make it up to Canada? It's not like you guys don't buy oranges or anything.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:58 am
We don't have the ethnic diversity you guys do Aggy....It's either Irish girls or blueberry blonds in Canada.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:56 am
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
I met her at a car show, my truck was next to her's
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
d***... is this motifake or e-harmony?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
And, lating girls are more physical... touchy-feely. Having a traditional italian upbringing, it's what I'm used to. Prefer it.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
Had one long ago... sicilian girl. MEAN! A string of those types pushed me to decide that latin girls are better... more emotional, but with better benefits... cooking, cleaning, bed, bath and beyond. Makes the arguments more bearable.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
ya i like to show here off
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:51 am
Skinny redheads.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:49 am
I wasnt showing off i made that truck myself i had alot of pride in it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:45 am
Show offs?....elaborate please.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:44 am
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:41 am
I only wanted it to happen to my other truck, they scatched my baby
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:39 am
d***, Canada... it's my theory that nothing like that ever happens to me because I want it to.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:38 am
but there was no way they could start it, i had a switch under the steering column that killed the power to the starter
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:35 am
I had it in the city for a year. i caught two guys trying to steal it. one got away and, andhe other might have needed an ambulance, not sure becausei left him there
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:34 am
Bunch of show-offs, you two.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:33 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:33 am
If you had it in the city It would be stolen by now anyways.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:32 am
I like skinny redheads as well.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:32 am
she misses the truck as much as i do.I even let her drive it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:30 am
My best friend works for the theater Union in WPG.....I might be able to hook you up. And I was just kidding aboot the Straight comment.....I've seen pics of your truck....and your GF.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:27 am
***ual bribery.........My arch nemesis. They think they control us.....v*****l Hubris be d***ed!!!!!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:26 am
yes im strait
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:26 am
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:25 am
My GF put me through a dry spell to take her to one in minneapolis, but i out lasted her! then took her anyway so i didnt look like an a**hole. i left friday night
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:25 am
Spam-a-lot was ok... I guess I was just expecting more of the holy grail movie.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:24 am
Hairspray? Ugh. Mamma Mia, I could handle.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:23 am
Spamalot is the only thing I could stomach visiting a theater for.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:22 am
That's how I keep 'em coming back.....WTF? CANADA goes to musicals......I thought he was straight.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:22 am
worst one ever! hairspray
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:18 am
9 hours on the road today. worst part, my GF wouldnt let me honk at the "honk if you're ho***" bumper sticker
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:16 am
Canada... what musical was it again?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:16 am
I'm sure it was a sight they'd remember for a lifetime... those sort of emotional scars never heal.

SEE MUM - Even Barbie Gets Old

BARBIE - She could never keep up with Paris, Lindsay & Britney !

TAGS: barbie the porcelain bus driver paris lindsay britney
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:10 pm
Thanks Mr Sickartist. Did you notice that Uncle Culos had left his hat behind ??
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:22 am
LOL Nice job MustyK 5L

IN THE USSA - Obama elects you.

TAGS: obama barack ussa ussr soviet russia election elect
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Lina_M13

forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:04 am
This is all your fault!! Why are you all awake, when normal Germans sleep?!?!? I don't get this strange world any more...
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:57 am
forseti.... you showed up about 45 minutes too late. Try to be more punctual, and you won't get caught in a snow storm next time. We could've used you here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:51 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYZ06cA2e0o Punk rock!!! whooooooo
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:50 am
Don't panic! They only let us after checking our DNA for the legendary *ruffle* . . . "Nazi-Gene". If we don't have this gene, it's of course forbidden to reproduce!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:43 am
They let you guys have children now?......the world is constantly changing....
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:42 am
.o0O(memo to myself: military school will never be an option for my children!)
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:18 am
You got a stick? I would get something like that on a good day.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:12 am
My father was stern, he beat me with a stick....but he'd never send me to military school. anywho...this is a fun site, don't let a few bad posters skew your opinion of us.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:07 am
My father was stern. He sent me to a military school. Sode it say 30? d***, must have clicked the wrong year again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:06 am
Yeah....you're not gonna get this site....20 years?...it says you're 30 on your profile, they start you guys off young....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:01 am
Maybe you don't. Why don't you spend nearly 20 years in the Russian Army like I did and see how you end up at the end.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:59 am
maybe we could have a cuddle sometime and you could tell me all about it.....seriously man...this site is about Funny....don't sweat the small stuff.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:53 am
I am very particular about who calls me Comrade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:48 am
that was weird.......sorry buddy....didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:47 am
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am
Still too close.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:40 am
Don't call me "Comrade" unless you were a subordinate of mine in the 2nd Guards Tamanskaya Motor Rifle Division.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:33 am
I've got you there comrade....I'm not American. FYI, we don't do politics here anymore, this poster would never be approved based on today's standards. Just relax and find the posters that do make you laugh....don't focus on the negative.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:31 am
American "jokes" can be taken differently by people from other nations, and it just so happens that here it's more or less insulting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:29 am
That was also a joke.....you don't really seem to "get us".......I want my letter jacket back.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:25 am
Moo do you even know the first thing about the Great patriotic War? Obviously not. If you can not tell who that man in my Icon is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:00 am
no doubt....I do love the Colonel Klink avatar though.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:57 am
dude seriously, chill the f*** out
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:50 am
The person who made this should be sh** for their stupidity.


REAL LIFE BARBIE - Finally! A Barbie that teaches young girls to dream big!

TAGS: role model obese dolls barbie
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:14 pm
or lotta something Papa ;)
MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:13 pm
Specific? Ever seen her pink convertible or her "dream" home... massive! Ahhh never mind teehee
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:08 pm
The original Barbie encouraged girls to dream big also. But only in specific location5
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 3:04 pm
For when a man wants a lotta woman! :)

LAST RESORT - when all else fails

TAGS: crap bar last resort
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by prosti82

BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:36 pm
I lol'd...nice!

YOUR RELIGION - Can't repel jihad of this magnitude

TAGS: ackbar jihad islam
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by dgbt

kkk1 - October 28, 2009, 2:12 pm
i love the islam
Agent K - July 28, 2009, 1:45 pm
Islam, it's a trap!


JERKS - Ages ago, they were called Bards

ACKBAR - "It's a trap!" We know! We know! Change the record, ya' anchovy!

TAGS: admiral ackbar akbar star wars return of jedi alien aliens
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by jalford

MO - August 2, 2009, 10:53 am
Jalford! More crap! We know! We f***ING know! For god's sake! Change the record, Ya' f***ing relentless, retarded, no-talent timmy!!

Patience -

TAGS: dogs bar virtue vengeance stories
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 16, 2013, 12:48 am
Thanks all.
BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:06 pm
Greeny - July 14, 2013, 8:00 pm
If there were a way to track it, I'd bet there's a huge rise in sales on locking gas caps tomorrow
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 6:59 pm
Things ‘er gittin’ good ‘round here. Wooooo-hooof!
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:23 pm

Wonderful! Greatest idea ever...now all I have to do is teach the dog!~
rerun - July 14, 2013, 6:19 pm

Evil genius. Pure gold

??? - I don't know what this is for. All I know is that I WANT ONE!!

TAGS: quick barnicle boy to the fishmobile
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Koradan

CANADA - November 19, 2009, 5:35 pm
I gave it a 5 because i want one too

SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!

TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
LMFAO! 5 S's

WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office?

TAGS: marion barry crack c******d tax evader public office
Rating: 3.26/5

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Master - April 27, 2011, 4:37 pm
Must be some kind of wonderful running against him!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 2:17 am
Half?....that's kinda generous.
Bah - September 19, 2009, 2:15 am
The problem with giving people a right to chose is that half of all people are of below average intelligence
BoneCD - March 6, 2009, 4:13 am
My Fav Politician of this century...the man had balls LOL
WTF - March 6, 2009, 12:55 am
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Marion Barry - former DC mayor and current DC Ward 8 council member since 1992.

HUGGY OBAMA - The Chitown Hustler

WELCOME TO - "Barbecue on a Budget", here on The Homeless Channel

TAGS: basket barbecue fire
Rating: 2.75/5

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sarcasm - August 21, 2009, 12:36 pm
Squirrel meat?

IT'S A TRAP! - After that, find the computer room!

TAGS: akbar sega star wars vector trap
Rating: 2.38/5

IT'S ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL - You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?"

BAR FIGHTS - because you dress like a faggot and still cant pick up.

TAGS: bar fights
Rating: 1.93/5

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ALCOHOL - Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

TAGS: alcohol patience stupidity life bar
Rating: 3.97/5

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Cubbybear - December 29, 2010, 10:54 pm
Long Live The King!
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 10:40 pm
A ***k s****** party. I lol'd
AdmiralAckbar - December 29, 2010, 9:48 pm
that did not take long
rerun - December 29, 2010, 9:36 pm

take a number, the blade is getting a lot of use
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 9:33 pm
What? Leaving? How could you? Who else will give us so many exceptionally bad posters in one day? I think I will have to start cutting myself again.
Sean - December 29, 2010, 9:17 pm
"...but please keep the ***k s****** party rolling"!?! You ignorant little twit. One thing we do not put up with and never have, here at Motifake land, is mixed me***hors. So don't let the door hit you on your way outta town!
rerun - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm

@TTH, I think we know what he is made of. I however am far o polite to say it aloud.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
Sunny this is normal for most sites. Take it well and you will earn respect. Take it like this and you become just another ex-contributor who took it all too seriously. Roll with it Sunny! And show us what you're made of!
SunnyDay - December 29, 2010, 8:36 pm
well, thanks for the ride, that was fun. I'm done here, too much hate and life is too short. but please keep the ***k s****** party rolling
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 7:04 pm
forever alone
ICEMAN - December 29, 2010, 6:06 pm
It's much more fun to ignore you completely. Starting................ now.
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 4:29 pm
come on everyone shout at me, it's fun
Airman - December 29, 2010, 2:12 pm
ah, remnants of the Motifake I grew up with. wipes a tear
ICEMAN - December 29, 2010, 12:30 am
That doesn't mean you can't do it for old times sake.
Claire - December 29, 2010, 12:30 am
It's my job now.
agdaniele - December 29, 2010, 12:25 am
It's no longer my job to shout at you, my friend. Hope you're enjoying it!
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 12:02 am
that was to aggy
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 12:02 am
long time no get shouted at by you :D
Claire - December 28, 2010, 11:42 pm
Ag- Challenge accepted. Monkey- Quantity over quality these days. It's called laissez-faire economics.
AdmiralAckbar - December 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
that comment was like handing Lindsay a bag of coke. You just have to sit back and wait for it.
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 11:07 pm
The King? I guess if you do stack crap, eventually you will have a castle.
agdaniele - December 28, 2010, 11:03 pm
Careful, Claire... that's the NEW King of Motifake we're bagging on. The King!
Claire - December 28, 2010, 10:59 pm
Ahahaha. 5l for the comments 1L for the poster. I'll give you something to b**** about. :)
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 10:39 pm
Ok, I will break my ban on voting for you. It would have been a 3-4L, but 1L for the tears
agdaniele - December 28, 2010, 10:36 pm
SInce I'm not drinking, I don't have infinite patience for your posters... aka: stupidity. 1L for being a crybaby. Grow up.
Hawamleh - December 28, 2010, 9:14 pm
I think I might have been that a**hole. Problem, Sunny?
rerun - December 28, 2010, 8:52 pm

you are aware I am sure that you just opened yourself up to a ton of 1L votes on all of your posters and abuse in general. It is never a good idea to vocalize your dismay over votes.
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 8:32 pm
to the SOB who voted a 4L on my one and only perfect score so far : whoever you are, your grandmother is s****** ***ks in hell !!!
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 5:29 pm
sorry, sunny is too drunk to read the comments, but he thanks you for joining the 5L party
Reality Lord - December 28, 2010, 5:05 pm

yup...this is alright sunny!
Donkasaurus - December 28, 2010, 5:40 am
I must be really drunk because my patience has told me to give you 5L!
Derek - December 28, 2010, 3:20 am
By putting one in the same frame of mind.


TAGS: lonely alone barren nightfall devoid
Rating: 3.95/5

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djrcreative - January 19, 2012, 3:10 pm
@LA Well, then, less browsing, more writing! ;)
Rhovanmark - January 19, 2012, 1:31 am
I enjoy seeing what new and creative posters you make. Keep it up La.
LiquidAngel - January 18, 2012, 4:13 am
This one is, most I've just found while browsing.
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:15 am
Great poem(s). Are they your own?
Iconoclast - January 17, 2012, 11:42 am
Great picture + great caption = Great Poster !
maoworks2 - January 17, 2012, 11:20 am
Very Nice !

LOVE - He was Just a young pup from the wrong side of town.. She was an uptown uptempo monkey..It was forbidden... but yet, so beautiful.

TAGS: love monkey doggie barf
Rating: 3.67/5

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bOB cHIN - August 6, 2009, 9:51 am
Touching....Oh yeah, I've already been repremanded for touching, and I won't be doing it again. But I'll vote this up Bunny, it's a keeper.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:53 am
Patricia is NOT going to be happy about this.


EPIC FAIL - The next "change" will happen 1/20/13

TAGS: obama fail dumbass barack
Rating: 2.56/5

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TTD - June 13, 2009, 11:03 am
Yes, current/former-government is bad, mkay....
HAHA - March 30, 2009, 8:00 pm
We need to change all of the goverment.
WTFO - March 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
Unfortunately, that is a long way off. Good news is we might be able to change the Congress in two years.

CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!

TAGS: captain america barack obama vs marvel comics avengers invaders
Rating: 2.27/5

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:29 pm
Looking like Obama. He's doin it rong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 1:24 am
The first 7 months show that America is losing. Sorry folks.

Game of Thrones -

TAGS: joffrey baratheon
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2013, 8:21 am
AIRMAN!!!!! Where ya been buddy? 5L

Vacation -

TAGS: dog bar beer cold ones warming up
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:24 am
Another original 5L spacedog piece of work...loved it!
Sho - June 24, 2013, 11:01 pm
Awesome, Space!
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 10:32 pm
Behold, the masterpiece. Sun of a bytch, Space, that’s sizzling. Right now, right this moment, it’s good to be a dog. 5/F
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 10:09 pm

Excellent 5LLLLL

Vegan Joke #8 -

TAGS: vegan joke cowboy bar
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:35 am
Credit this joke to my wife, whose sense of humor can still blindside the tar out of me. lol!

GOOD PARENTING - The secret is to get your priorities in order.

TAGS: arenting fail priority secret barfly
Rating: 4.92/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 11:13 am
I saw this at the bowling alley I used to work at. Parents would be drinking and bowling while their kids were trying to sleep. Pitiful.


PROMOTIONAL OPPORTUNITIES - Abound for the self-made man. Just gotta hope the boss doesn't stop too quick!

TAGS: capybaras work humor
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 7:34 pm
Look's Like My Old Union !


TAGS: barbershop choir pleases deaf school
Rating: 4.6/5

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lgvernon - July 2, 2012, 11:41 pm

Thanks, SD! Made me LOL, too.
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:33 pm